Who’s this? Charlene? 
& I’m not sure at the moment .  

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

redhotsathya:

A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn’t want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said “I cannot sit here next to this black man.” The fight attendant said “Let me see if I can find another seat.” After checking, the flight attendant r…eturned and stated “Ma’am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class.” About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated “The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class.” Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, “Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn’t want you to sit next to an unpleasant person.” Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.

Koala’s March Chocolate Crème filled cookies :D <3 (Taken with instagram)

stylinsonranpaynlik:

zarry-mayles:

stylinson-stripes:

louis-pepito-tomlinsonn:

harryedwardstylesisminebitches:

mymalikkshake:

ni4ller-with-nandos:

turtles-carrots-spoons-1d:

irishistibleniall:

zaynmalikx:

is this supposed to make people cry….coz i just did lol

STRAIGHT PEOPLE DO NOT ACT THIS WAY

le crying

Omg crying so much they are made for each other

My larry shipping heart omg I’m legit crying right now I don’t even know what my emotions are doing..

AND THE TEARS STREAM, DOWN MY FACE!

Seriously though, they’re meant to be more than anyone in the world. I’d be happier if they got together and got married than if they married fans. They’re so perfect for each other. This made me cry so hard.

Wow that made me cry so much.

crying.

why am i crying.

i am crying.

just get married okay

please

lovemeharryy:

I CANT BREATHE

Have you ever changed kissed between you?

Zayn: I shouldn’t be teeling you this, but one day, Liam and I were goofing around and we ended up kissing. But it was only a joke. I swear!

If you had to snog another member of the band, who would it be?

Zayn: This is such a hard rank…er, Liam.

One of my favourite headlines on you is ‘Does Zayn Malik have a secret girlfriend with nice boobs?’

Zayn: Yeah that was just a random tweet, somebody was staring at Liam’s chest and I thought I’d jump on the comedy wagon and I tweeted ‘the awkward moment when someone’s staring at your girlfriend’s boobs’. I was talking about Liam’s boobs!

wowfunniestposts:

this blog is hilarious

e-verythingisonfire: